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elizabee 33, Female, Canada - 22 entries

Sep 2007
7:23 PM EDT

-Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog...see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Paint your house...Day-Glo Orange -Read Homer in the original Greek -Change your mind -Change it back -Learn Greek -Watch the sun...see if it moves -Stand on your head -Stand on someone else's head -Build a pyramid -See how long you can stay awake -See how long you can sleep -Spit shine your Nikes -Paint your teeth -Wear a salad -Speak with a forked tongue -Get your dog braces -Shave a shrub -Have a proton fight -Watch a car rust -Quiver -Rotate your carpet -Learn to type...with your toes -Set up your Christmas tree in April -Be someone special -Mail it to a friend -Go back to square one -Factor your social security number -Take the fifth -Memorize a series of random numbers -Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages -Learn Sanskrit -Exist...existentially, of course -Print counterfeit Confederate money -Kick a cabbage -Take a picture -Sandpaper a mushroom -Put it back -Play solitaire...for cash -Abuse your patio furniture -Run for Pope -Count to a million...fast -Make a schematic drawing...of a rock -Revert -Think shallow thoughts -Sleep on a bed of nails -Boil ice cream -DON'T toss and turn -Run around in squares -Speak in acronyms -Have your pillow X-rayed -Drink straight shots...of water -Calmly have a nervous breakdown -Give your goldfish a perm -Fly a brick -Be blue -Exercise a ghost -Be red -But don't be orange -Paint stripes on a lake -Sleep in freefall -Kill a Joule -Test thin ice...with a pogo stick -Apply for a unicorn hunting license -Do a good job -Crawl -Paint your windows -Watch a watch until it stops -Flash your goldfish -Paint -Smile -Paint a smile -Flirt with an evergreen -Rotate your garden...daily -Shoot a fire hydrant -Pretend you're blind -Apologize to it -Plant a shoe -Sweat -Turn -Take your sofa for a walk -Write a letter to Plato -Mail it -Start -Stop -Go to a funeral...tell jokes -Play the piano...with mittens on -Contemplate a cockroach -Get a dog to chase your car -Let him catch it -Form a political party -Climb a sidewalk -Have a political party -Get diagonal...with a good friend -Ride a loaf of bread -Sharpen a carrot -Interrogate a gerbil -Annoy yourself -Get mad at yourself -Stop speaking to yourself -Be a side effect -Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley -Duck -Redecorate...your garage -Develop a complex -Join the Army...be someone simple -Try harder -Hit the deck -Put leg warmers on your furniture -Cut the deck -Scheme -Sit -Water your family room -Stay -Cause a power failure -Roll over -Wriggle -Play dead -Donate your brother's body to science -Find a witch -Ask why -Burn her -Regress -Sleepwalk without sleeping -Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids -Jump back -Play to lose -Scalp a street light -Have your car painted...plaid -Read a tomato -Sharpen your sleeping skills -Watch a game show...take notes -Put out a fire -Interview a cloud -If you can't find a fire, make one -Play basketball...in a minefield -Crumple -Translate Shakespeare into English -Skydive to church -Cheer up a potato -Do aerobic exercises...in your head -Play cards with your swimming pool -Pinstripe your driveway -Play Kick the Fire Hydrant -Build a house with ice cubes -Call London for a cab -Mug a stop sign -Change your name...daily -Go for a walk in your attic -Challenge your neighbor to a duel -Try to join Hell's Angels by mail -Wonder -Be a square root -Ask stupid questions -Weld your car doors shut -Teach your pet rock to play dead -Go bowling for small game -Be a monk...for a day -Wear a sweatband to your wedding -Staple -Run away -Intimidate a piece of chalk -Abuse the plumbing -Bend a florescent light -Bend a brick -Annoy total strangers -Don't talk to things -Draw Lewis structures on your ceiling -Have your cat bronzed -Write books about writing books -Create random equations -Misspell words -Tell your feet a joke -Throw a tomato into a fan -Sing the ABC song backwards -Pretend you're a dog -Dial-a-prayer and argue with it -Grease the doorknobs -String up a room -Stack furniture -Relive fond memories -Tie your shoelaces together -Gargle -Count your teeth with your tongue -Decay -Find your half-life -Build a house out of toothpicks -Howl -Wear a lampshade on your head -Memorize the dictionary -Stomp grapes in the bathtub -Find a bug and chase it -Make yourself a pair of wings -Be immobile -Dance 'til you drop -Check under chairs for chewing gum -Squish a loaf of bread -Moo -Bounce a potato -Out maneuver your shadow -Climb the walls -Appreciate everything -Challenge yourself to a duel -Believe in Santa Claus -Let the best man win -Throw marshmallows against the wall -Hold an ice cube as long as possible -Adopt strange mannerisms -Blow up a balloon until it pops -Open everything -Balance a pencil on your nose -Pour milk in your shoes -Write graffiti under the rug -Embarrass yourself -Grind your teeth -Chew ice -Count your belly button -Sit in a row -Stack crumbs -Gesture -Save your toenail clippings -Make up words that start with X -Make oatmeal in the bathtub -Chew on a sofa cushion -Sing a duet -Balance a pillow on your head -Hold your breath -Faint -Stretch -Flash your mailman -Teach your TA English -Learn to speak Farsi -Swear in Russian -Use an eraser until it goes away -Disassemble your car -Put it together inside out -Record your walls -Interview your feet -Make a list of your favorite fungi -Tattoo your dresser -Watch a bowling ball -Buy some diapers -Eat everything -Begin -Pour milk in the sink -Make cottage cheese -Tie-dye your sheets -Hold your earlobes -Carpet your ceiling -Fold your earlobes -Flap -Squawk -Read tea leaves -Analyze the Koran -Be Buddha -Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize -Plug in the cat -Turn on everything -Drop pebbles down the chimney -Turn off your neighbor -Kill a plant -Buy a 1931 Almanac -Memorize the weather section -Peel grapes -Make paper from the skins -Send chills down your spine -Blow bubbles -Bloat -Catch them with your radiator -Get run over by a train of thought -Make up famous sayings -Bite your pinkie -File your teeth -Design a better toilet seat -Shred a newspaper -Scratch -Have a headache -Sniff -Hatch an egg -Play air guitar -Spill -Act profound -Spell -Stare -Slouch -Develop hearing problems -Put your feet behind your head -Tie bows in everything -Hold your hand -Watch the minute hand move -Grow your fingernails -Pretend you're a telephone -Radiate -Ring -Skip -Play hopscotch...with real scotch -Put your shoes on the opposite feet -Cross your toes -Roll your tongue -Crystallize -Baby oil the floor -Hide -Attack innocent bunnies -Declare war -Destroy a tree -Hide the scrabble bag -Seduce your stick shift -Wink -Memorize the periodic table -Mummify -Collect electrons -Correct typos that aren't there -Repeat -Ad lib -Fade -Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands on all four feet -Unscrew all the light bulbs and rearrange the furniture -Dial-a-Prayer and tell them they're wrong -Make a drive-in window at your local bank where there wasn't one before -Walk on water...but don't get caught -Confess to a crime...that didn't happen -Be in the wrong place at the right time -Plot the overthrow of your local School Board -Request covert assistance from the CIA -Discover the source of the Mississippi -Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska -Hot wax the bottom of your brother's dress shoes -Drink as much prune juice as you can -Write a book about your previous life -Serve ping-pong balls...as hors d'oeuvres -Jump up and down...on your alarm clock -Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins -Carve you and your girlfriend's initials...in a marshmallow -Drive the speed limit...in your garage -Sing the national anthem...during your calculus final -Wear a three-piece suit...in a sauna -Pay off the national debt...with a bad check -Go to a cemetery and verbally abuse dead people -Give yourself a hernia...for Christmas -Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster -See if you really can build a nuclear device in your own basement -Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak English -Write to your congressmen, senators, President, etc. to tell them what a good job they're doing...On April 1st -Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor -Take apart all your major kitchen appliances...mix and match them -Turn your TV picture tube upside down -Phone in a death threat on President Kennedy -Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets -Carry a tune...drop it, see if it breaks -Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck -Make a deal with the devil...but keep your fingers crossed -Put instant concrete in your big brother's waterbed -Give a lecture on the historical significance of cream cheese -Debate politics with a fern -If you lose, stop watering it and try again. -Increase your territorial holdings by force -Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat -Boldly go where no man has gone before -Be a threat to the American way of life -Do research into the cause of World War III -Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh -See how small you can scrunch your face -Sell firewood door to door...in Atlantis -Raise professional certified racing turnips -Give your grandmother a raise and another day of paid vacation -Go to a drive-in movie in a tank -Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway -Found a cockroach stable and stud ranch -Send your goldfish to obedience school -Free the oppressed toasters of America -Weave a tablecloth out of copper tubing -Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave -Park your car...with a friend -Park your car...with a group of friends -Frame your first statement of bankruptcy -Place it on the wall of your office -Solve the population problem (x^2 + y^2 = population...solve for x) -Contribute to the population problem -Practice the Aztec method of heart removal on your professor -Find out who made the super glue commercials and give them your Ginsu knife -Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay the night -Play with anything that looks interesting -Drop piston engines on two people and see who squishes first -See if your goldfish can live in Coors rather than water -Try to ignite water...the Mississippi might work -State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on bushes") -Visit the Architecture building...loudly criticize its design -Wallpaper your laundry room...with pages from books you don't like -See if diamonds really do cut glass...on everything in your neighbor's house -Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while -See how long you can stare at a fluorescent light...try green -Bronze your sister's turtle -See how long it takes for her to notice -See what she does when she notices -Bronze your sister

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Roxanna 32, Female, California, USA - First entry!

Sep 2007
5:54 PM EDT

Have you ever had a day when you just feel like crap? I had a great day so far, and I still feel really bad. I didn't talk to any of my freind, and all the conversations I had were one-sided. When when my best freind Cindy tried to talk to me, I just sat there barely listening to her.She has already has put up with my bad attitude for a few days now, and I feel bad that I'm giving her such a hard time.When I came home all I�just got started on my work without saying a word to my family. Whats wrong with me?

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kabamori 84, Male, France - 7 entries

Sep 2007
11:18 PM EDT

the resource natural verse recycling
the new technology is pride to prove to the world, they are working so hard to help the world with the new tech.now my concern is about africa future and about his resource natural,the evolution is moving so fast that we don"t know how fast it's will go.my question is this: recycling and resource natural between this two whose going to be the big loser, as the evolution move forward what going to happen to the resource natural africa .the world is opening to recycling now.
you can answer this question:

1: why africa remain undevelop?

2: is the poverty was plent in africa?

3: what is the cause of poverty in africa?

4: whose we will blame for africa poverty?

5: colonization is over,why now africa don't progress?

6: the development of africa is the resource natural or is the ideology?

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freetooshop 32, Female, California, USA - 6 entries

Sep 2007
12:32 PM PST

Today everyone? The subject I'd like to address is L-O-V-E!!!!!! It's all about the love this fall as my friends get ready to jump back into dating. As always, I've sworn off guys. It's not that I don't like boys (trust me, I LOVE guys), and i don't have trouble getting dates, but guys seem to mess everything up. They manage to make usgirls head over heels, then dragus all the way to the end, where they promptly dump us in the dumpster. Then the garbage truck comes and its tear after tear, not to metion the awkwardness when you run into them. Does that sound fun to me? Sorry, no. Plus, I get plenty of love from my friends, so I really don't need anyone to make me "happier". God, I sound depressed. Whatever. Guys are good for one thing, though: taking out the trash.

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rodenbucher 59, Male, Ohio, USA - 27 entries

Sep 2007
3:24 PM EDT

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girllygirl777 30, Female, Tennessee, USA - 4 entries

Sep 2007
9:17 AM EDT

We had a back to school dance yesterday and i danced with my friends. I walked around and talked to some other people. On of the guys that i really like would follow me around while i would walk and talk. He would try to act unnoticed but i saw him anyway and he would go up and a guy to go talk to me but nobody would do it for him(i thought it was kind of cute, i think he was trying to ask me out) I HOPE HE WAS TRYING TO ASK ME OUT. When we did the Electric Slide and the Cha Cha Slide he would dance near me. HE IS SO HOT!!!!!

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TazewellGirl 30, Female, Virginia, USA - First entry!

Sep 2007
11:16 PM EDT

Hi. I am new to this!!!!!!

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sharona 71, Female, Michigan, USA - First entry!

Sep 2007
6:51 PM EDT

So this is the public journal.

Hello to all who can see me

Herefor all eyes to see

To write from the heart

i am free

free to express free to laugh as the words sweep over the page

Memories flood my mind and the present moves on with it's age

I will laugh I will cry

I will want to die

There is a pain within that will always stay

Brought on by one fatefull day

We move on the best that we can

We smile and I hope you will take my hand

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Jessy5211 33, Female, Ohio, USA - 22 entries

Sep 2007
5:50 PM EDT

wow its been a minute since i been on here...i think before summer..but yeah lots of shyt happened over the summer..all good tho nothing terrible happened this summer...i had fun fun fun...i got my car and all that good stuff and partied it up just about every single day...im still havin my fun tho on the weekends [and school nites] lol but yeah...i've been lookin for a job and all that good stuff and currently am tryin to stop smokin cigs but i kno as soon as payday comes around i'll be stickin it up again lol...soo yeah there was some drama this summer also and damn i dont kno where to begin wit it all...i've met a lot of new friends which its about time [no offense judi and jess] but they enjoy havin eachothers company 24/7 but when you get to goin different places u have to have a different type of person there wit you if that makes any sense at all...so yeah...i've been through fights with friends and family..been through about haha i aint even gonna say how many guys...lol me and my partner in crime were repeatedly told we were "boy crazy" but they didnt kno half of it...matter of fact they didnt kno any of it lol..but yeah i dont kno what else to say soo just leave me some comments about anythinggggggggggggggggggg

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Heart Broke Teenage Girl 34, Male, Indiana, USA - 2 entries

Sep 2007
8:22 AM EDT

So hey everyone me again. So i have like this HUGE fricking Government test today that's going to kill me! But ive had my face in the book like in every class today1 So hopefully! Ummm ill talk more later i have to finish a English report:( <3, Hailey

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