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31
Jul 2009
9:12 AM MST
   

PrivateHiceGaurdDuty

PrivateHiceGaurdDuty
PrivateHiceGaurdDuty
Part ONe
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On the base at Fort Knox Kentucky UP at five am back to the bus with an all night assignment in the BARRACKS now who pushed my foot against the foot locker wiht foot on top of locker against the bunk who got a chair then tried to asleep but hard to sleep in daytime wearing green fatigues quite camoflauged to crawl in dirt and grass an Army WOrm. At 5 pm on back of truck was handed out an M-16 a weapon with one round. The Sargeant said YOU are Barney Fife. What did you say THAT for who almost cried. ONE ROUND. ONE ROUND. One Round is in your m-16. One round and then it finally dawned who understood him USE it grunt only iff you have too. Pointeing as they drove away it is the Army Way SEE that building ? Walk Around. Who then determined to be Army Green and Mean who walked until almost Eleven oclock then a man got out of an old panel Station Wagon. Who waited until he unlocked the door of the very building he was guarding THEN who came around the Corner of that building FREEZE who cried out just like Barney FIFE. Who took this Major by surprise. WHo told him carefully SHOW ME SOME ID. Surprised He started to argue to do otherwise He said cant you see im a MAJOR in the ARMY? WHo calmly told him the Safety is OFF on this weapon I can FIRE. Is what you are doing worth this ROUND? He paused and reached into his shirt pocket quickly producing a worn out ID card. Thinking they were testing me i told him searching at it quickly it is TWO YEARS OLD this ID card is out of Date and why do you have a Typewriter in that Station Wagon crate. He seemed inpressed and told me it IS his office but he no longer works there and yes the ID is an old one and YES he took the Typewriter BUT he said i still have the KEY to the office. I handed back the card and let him keep the typewriter as well let who now explain. Who decided that WHO was only guarding the building and not the stuff inside. The Major had a key. His story still checked out its something anyone would do on a luckless Friday night. I am running out of room on this google document so there will be part two of this Private Hice Story just let me say now who is glad he did not shoot that Major stealing typewriter out of whos building he was guarding. This is PART ONE of
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09
Jul 2009
1:45 AM MST
   

crapped on

they warned me not to look at PORN it was only an old video of the Lightspeed girls dancing im very mad and upset cant even look at you tube for a while
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06
Jul 2009
2:39 AM MST
   

july 4

she does not like ewe or eye so eye am who who is not certain now
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16
May 2009
7:07 AM MST
   

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there is no more SUNDAY for eye
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27
Apr 2009
4:21 AM MST
   

Whitebread Jesus

Whitebread Jesus Whitebread Jesus Jesus is limpwristed white anglo saxon male tripping on acid drinking pale ale smoking only Manitoba Red but willing to BONG with any group of young educated white people STOP. Of course this write is all self evidently supported by the Constituents of the Republicans Hierarchy. Jesus was an Israelite. A dark skinned desert dwelling nomad he travelled back from EgYpt on a Camel back. Jesus is a Negroid. He is a tall and balding black man with a hair lip in the south of darkenness so that when he smiles his teeth are showing up like the Cheshire Cat smile as eye remember ALICE as eye smile. Jesus is Oriental yellow palor blending into hide as homeless next to concrete walls unpainted near the asphalt changing colors as the world glides bye. Jesus is blue. Because we make him sad. A frosty blue reflecting anger turning purple and then red because of coming judgment of the dead. Jesus is mad. But not at ewe or eye. Jesus is white for Holy Robes cleansed of all the weaknesses of Human Frailties; GOD.
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25
Apr 2009
3:04 AM MST
   

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FridaySaturday FridaySaturday Friday at McDonalds drinking coffee in Tucson. A Ganger tried to pick a fight with me. There is no Saturday poem unless this counts as one the one eye wrote on Friday is loathsome and not published as there is only one way to make ewe understand my worry for ewe is love for ewe not wanting ewe to feel bad eye guess eye make too many mistakes with ewe not knoeing what ewe expect or want from me eye love ewe we are separated by space and time one of the ways eye have been caring about ewe is to worry a lot when something is hurting ewe and eye am sorry eye have been unable to make ewe understand this eye am sorry and eye will try to mend mye evil ways because eye love ewe when eye worry eye for ewe eye will try to hide it or make it go away this coffee is helping me to cope. A very good cup eye got the last of the last pot in mye refill cup for now she has the only decaf pot left on top. Surprised there was some left enought. Eye may decide to publish this on Saturday Kis ewe. That Ganger laughed at my new New York hat on. Eye cared for none of that. He called me a Yankee and said HE was a Wildcat. Friday at McDonalds drinking coffee in Tucson. Eye finished up mye coffee cup kept mye New York cap on. Got back on the Bus Sun Tran. Gone to Saturday all alone eye worry not at all. But pen this ode a poem born on Friday polished up on Saturday for ewe. Sont worry ewe. Friday gone.
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03
Apr 2009
2:42 AM MST
   

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PhoneyOperator PhoneyOperator Eye finally had had just about enough of a phoney company phone receiver that was cracked and broken still working and hanging on the phone and so eye called them. Hello he said in Mexican eye suppose the language was Spanish eye waited and he repeated it in English. This is a receiver it has been broken on a public placed telephone for money they call them pay phones but as eye began to notice something wrong for the Mesican on the line was so certain that he began to make me mad when he began to tell me to hang up and call for the repair myself eye lost all my big plans for eye was thinking that it was just his job and not my own to report a broken phone. Eye replaced the cracked receiver on the cradle and eye left not even looking for a repair the phone number on the facing there. Eye did not break the phone and EYE do not work for the phoney operator or the phone company. Later eye will report this to the proper authorities when eye can find out who they be. For now eye am unhappy with the phoney operator this one that is not working for the phoney company.
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31
Mar 2009
5:15 AM MST
   

TheUnicornHorn

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The ewe girl was tall she was ageless she was a virgin she was close to loving GOD because she loved a homeless person who lived in another village and even though they never met she gave her heart to him to help him in his quest of seeking GOD in Jesus. In her heart lives the Unicorn. In the forest of Glenmore there lives a Hunter from Scoffingdale he is a large obese terrible man always in danger of taking life he carried his Crossbow with one bolt at the ready and a quiver so full of frightening more he wore leather. One day the girl who is ageless stood petting the Unicorn nose and Horn. She loved to start at the tip of the Horn and slide her hand down and back up. The Scoffingdale Hunter stood off to the side and tried to get a line on a shot at the Unicorn Horn when to his surprise the girl stood between them the Unicorn Horn and the Hunter surprised she just stood there. Giving more of her heart. Even at this the Scoffingdale Hunter was steel he turned this way and that way to try to sped the bolt past the girl into the Unicorn eye. He did not lower his hunter weapon until he noticed the tear from her eye slide down the nose of the girl and drop with the sound of a stone there at the feet of the girl in the glen was her heart all aglow with fire. He dropped his Crossbow and took out the bolt and snapped it into a cross he laid this cross at her feet and the heart returned by magic to its place in the breast of the lady love the beast with the Unicorn Horn. For now she was girl no more but a woman in love. The Hunter went away tossing his bolts from his quiver out on the trail one by one back to Scoffingdale. The Unicorn Horn led the girl to the glen where the homeless man stood there in prayer. She looked so alive when she stood at the distance there cried. She with her Unicorn Horn he with his heart full of love. For now sleeping alone each one in their home but in love. The Unicorn Horn.

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31
Mar 2009
5:09 AM MST
   

ici

the bums rush the idiot said no loitering eye was having lunch at the community collage
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10
Mar 2009
10:34 AM MST
   

Friend

Friend Friend Friend Friend He was a friend to her in his heart he was her husband how could she knoe how deeply his loves goes it goes from his toes up to his nose and there is stops along the way. She had a small home computor not meant to be a window to his world of fast internet and user friend the world was at his fingertip and so he did begin to add connections to his land based base and since it was all free and no one to detect the mess he added in a satellite input to make the thing work faster than before forgetting that his reciever had a wireless set and lap top sores he sent his SOS to love and when she opened up his email to pry the answer from his byte there was a small hissing sound like amplify. She quickly jumped up from the kitchen table and dropped the plug into the sink to cool it off from the electrical connection which was now a blob of ink. She went in to home computor and sent him one dozen of the links so he would never use the lap top wireless connection from his sattelite again. He broke all of the connections except the one to his land base and he only sends her emails that say love and happy face. The reason for the lenghty oratation orchestration of this simile defraction of a satellite deflection is that soon it will fall from orbit past the space station and come screaching back to Earth with all the secret sayings and passwords and saved chats so he is warning her to only use the safety links the usuall and the lasting love will come to boxes where the threads of forums cannot go past Friend ami freund apyr amigo oph please go back to Gmail.
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07
Mar 2009
8:58 AM MST
   

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eye make a voice tape for ewe almost every day on the computor
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24
Feb 2009
3:53 AM MST
   

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20
Feb 2009
2:04 AM MST
   

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epicure eye stopped drinking and smoking eye consider mye wealth eye still have to eat but not eat myeself to death happy to have food
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17
Feb 2009
7:23 AM MST
   

ici

Nazi Germany Won Why do you allow people access to computors and then restrict the use of them? No eye do not accept your answers they are as bogus as Nazi rules. There is no reason to restrict knoeledge to some people who are not students this smacks of ideology of better than you because of money its discrimination in the same scale as Nazi Germany. A free people can and should remain free access to equipment should not deliberately be disabled no your reasons do not matter in the long run they are bogus you are on the bottom of someones shoe a slug not worth attention. Perhaps this seems harsh to you perhaps a gum shoe needs to lighten up perhaps the sun is shining slower in your cup of alcohol haze school daze eye am ruler of the universes don’t mess with me in a lesbian or eye am gay eye am a queen you are just not there. Blunt mye message is secure sharp mye message hurts perhaps so hasty of a mearling sample he who dances when his enemy falls will fall as well as enemy falls. NEVER MIND it you won’t listen anyway. The Murphy Rule for Rules is this one Rules is made to be broken by protestors tired of living. Iff your rule is the only rule and the biggest stick wins then Nazi Germany Wins. Feedback is just noise from a microphone making a loop backwards. Hasty theft makes want. Limited access breads contempts. My shoes are glued my pants have holes uncovered bye the ravages of time eye age but only half life like a radioactive life of eyesotope found freezing in the swamp no life left unavailable eye swamp into the next day of the dawn of Nazi Germany. Who won?
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13
Feb 2009
7:18 AM MST
   

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somday they will have all mye whirlyfritzer books in the public lieberry and they will come the childred to read and understand a homeless man he had a heart
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Feb 2009
2:06 AM MST
   

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10
Feb 2009
3:27 AM MST
   

BonnGermany

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Whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
Herr Scribner was making a delivery and did not see the mourning paper the idiot lost his glasses again and could not see a thing. They told him the news expectantly but did not get a rise out of him. They were very disappointed. He pulled his lenses that he hides for his extra frame from the end table corner covered with Paper Mache but could not find the frames and so he improvised he held one lens in his left hand up to his left eye to simulate a monocle. He looked every bit like a German Old Officer. Ingst Scribner was a survivor of the Berlin Fall of Wall. Herr Ingst was smaller than most German men with an anger in his heart to match the largest lion. They called him Adolf when they called him. He was peering past his monocle at the computor screen to study the website of Zappersunlimited.com. He typed in the operational code into the Security box shown. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 yes the number is also the PatentPending� from the Government. The Canal Grande is near the city of Bonn. They were not impressed with the initial order of pipe.��Ronald Plence hurried to the Whos Who to look up Herr Ingst Scribner and smiled when he saw the Four Stars near the index margin. This man was filthy. He has lots of $p. A multi-billionaire. He okayed the delivery surely they would not attempt to dump the silver bars into the canal they were only at the beginning. Herr Ingst sent an email to President THOMMAS Whirly. “Whirly”ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com CobaltBlueT.M.@=93Whirly=94 ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot=20Trademark@PIPET.M. @ He (INGST) said “we will soon begin the Air dropps of the the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue.”We plan on hitting the canal with the pipeline and then on to the German Ocean. Send me the blue purple box. Arrears to Ingles Street Road, Bonn Germany. That is all. They put the Whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater box onto the Lithuania Airlines at LaGuardia Airport quite near the Government offices they got the PatentPending� from. It went from the Bonn Airport by Limousine Delivery to the Ingles Street Road. There was four workers in the back of the Limo they were half tanked with the free drinks but managed to hook up the The AcmeLighteningRodT.M. @ to the CobaltBlue.Box. Herr Ingst insisted on turning on the green light and adding the brown substance into the one sided mechanism. The four workers all fell into the Limo and left. Oh Yuck. The pipeline was not finished and so the silver bar fell out near the Ristorante Grande Canal. A Freshman in a green sweater picked it up he still has it for a paperwaiter. The entire project took 7Seven years to completion. When it was over Ingst was remarking to everyone assembled that the CobaltBlueandPurpleBox was now operational and the entire projection was only a little over projected cost. The double pipeline had been his idea from the start one was to the North Sea (the German Ocean) the other went into the Indian Ocean to the south of Bonn, Germany. At a cost of Thirteen Million P$. They had to put a ramp at both ends of the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M so they called Floridian Easements Programs Online Help and Aid Offices. They sent us TWO THERAMP@T.M. from Floatsom and Jetsome Industries near Tallahassee. Both finishing Company at each ending of the pipeline near the Ocean floor nearest unto Bonn, Germany ran the pipes up onto the ramp and stopped not dropping them into the water at all so that when Ingst turned on the green light the steam from the Indian Ocean Pipe caused the Lighthouses for Ocean Going Vessels to be built for fog control and the other pipeline to the German Ocean (North Leader Sea) stopped dead center of the ramp so that the silver bars just piled up in a never ending pile of prosperity. Just take a look at this aerial photograph at how the beach front was so polluted. Perhaps someday they will even clean it up. It builds up with each and every single silver bar that dropps. A monument to self aggrandizement. Emminatingly all the way out there from Bonn, Germany. From a little BlueandPurpleCobalt Box. The greatest invention of the universe the Whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. Purchased for use by Herr Ingst Scribner. From Zappersunlimited.com.

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28
Jan 2009
3:31 AM MST
   

ici

StepStepsSteppsSteppes Eye am the android eye eye use the computor to write the computor is not using eye to make this document complete this is about steps. A step is measured by the stride. A man’s stride is usually a yard. He walks into the yard he strides he steps. An android step is two feet long. Eye actually measured this once eye put both mye feet end to end and marked it off two feet long. For a shoe to be 12 inches in length it would have to be a size twelve eye wear a size eight and one half nine. Let mee try again. Mye stride is Seventeen and one half inches or two feet to each step is recommended. Eye am halt and lame in one foot and that is where the shorter mechanism is. The other foot is overcompensated eye always lose the big toe nail. It simply grew too long to take the place of balance acting like a buffer on a tailless monkey eye never slide mye foot or glide it in the air like the silver surfer there. Eye step and then eye step the other foot and then eye steps them both up stepps of stone washed denim steppes near clouds of iambic perimeter. The flash and glitter of the trail of heat left by Johnny Storm washes over eye can try to stand on water now but can’t look down or think of what is in the water lurking in the deep eye cant. Eye cant the chronicles of Thomas as eye Covet only sleep perchance the bodily functions. Eye have a theorem of rest complete with the muscles relaxer not moving helps. There is no medicine made that will penetrate mye super human blood. Eye leak a lot of fluid in the night when eye lay down and dream of play time. Walking is good exerciseing. Sweating in mye layers will cause a change to come. Derelict asteroids bounce off the red S upon mye chest anatomy with long sleeves in the winter usually blue. Black or gray or shades of steppes. Protestant religion makes a man to lose his head when speaking to idiots. Eye step and step again restepping them eye steps in twain vainly up the stepps
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27
Jan 2009
3:30 AM MST
   

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26
Jan 2009
3:13 AM MST
   

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be careful what you pray for eye got an answer and eye am pins and needles to see if it will work
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